Wednesday, August 29, 2012

'Mittstorm': Romney plays race card

By Emily Theroux
"Romney isn't using birthers and bigotry against Obama. It just looks that way," wrote Will Saletan of Slate in "Pin the Tale on the Honky," his send-up of the Mittstorm-of-the-Week: the deplorable birther "joke" that Willard told last Friday during a Michigan campaign stop.

"No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised,"  Mitt snarked, just before Twitter went wild with writers furiously typing "#futureMittjokes."

RNC propagandist-in-chief Reince Priebus has the unenviable job of following in Mitt's footsteps to scrape up whatever fresh heap of elephant dung the candidate deposits on the campaign trail each time he rolls out a new crock of "strategery."

"Have we really gotten to the point where we can't have any levity at all in politics?" Reince wheedled, in defense of the indefensible, on CNN's State of the Union.

His shaky premise didn't hold up to minimal scrutiny. Mitt's descent into the cesspool of birtherism was a calculated effort to turn the page on Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" imbroglio before it engulfed the GOP ticket. How better to put out a conflagration about women's reproductive rights than to change the subject to race, the third rail of American politics?

Asked by Candy Crowley during the same program whether he thought Romney's birther comment was "code" for "appealing to the white vote," Democratic Gov. Martin O'Malley of Maryland replied, "Look at the number of Republicans that have signed bills that make it harder to vote. When you have a party that ... makes totally false ads up saying the president is trying to undo welfare reform, I think you're going to see a lot of ... coded messages from the Romney-Ryan campaign that it (are) not in keeping with an America that is ... becoming more diverse."

Priebus tried again the next day on Morning Joe to shrug off Romney's deliberate dog whistle to white Obama haters — targeted by an opportunistic pol who's stooped to humoring bigots in order to reach a new strategic goal. In order to win in November, Romney must now capture at least 61 percent of the white vote — a figure that will not only be extremely difficult to attain, but which will only snag Mitt "a slim national majority" if Obama isn't able to improve on his 80 percent share of the 2008 minority vote.

'Tweety' eats Reince's Wheaties
When one of Joe Scarborough's panel members, Chris "Tweety" Matthews, artlessly chomped Reince's Wheaties over Romney's shameless racial pander (camouflaged though it was as a lighthearted comedic "Mitt Moment"), nobody there was laughing. Joe, Mika, Tom Brokaw, and the gang were clearly anxious as hell over how Tweety's outburst might look to viewers and critics. They kept trying to "shush" the garrulous Hardball host or, failing that, to succeed at talking louder than his rant.

Funny that the crowd in Michigan last Friday didn't laugh, either, as Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNBC pointed out. "They cheered," he observed, as if Mitt had made an important policy pronouncement. They applauded the new knowledge that Romney was willing to go there, to be on record as not merely the Republican who was running for president but the white man who was running to win back the White House for white voters.

Priebus muttered, "Garbage," under his breath at the end of the cable segment — to which Matthews countered, "It's your garbage." A headline for the right-wing site Townhall.com's story about the on-air tiff, however, read, "Chris Matthews Loses It, Calls Reince Priebus Garbage." Neither combatant had characterized the other person as "garbage," but only what he had said.

You can bet that the headline will go viral in the Nutbag-o-sphere, especially since blogger Katie Pavlich's "story" consists of one paragraph referring indignantly to what she believed to be unwarranted criticism of "Mitt Romney's joke about a birth certificate."

How low will Mitt go to attain his 61 percent goal?
Unfortunately, Mitt will find no easy path to cobbling together a national majority, after burning almost every bridge once open to him among black, Latino, and women voters. That, of course, all went up in smoke when he talked trash to the NAACP, excoriated the DREAM Act, and paid lip service to everything from passing a "fetal personhood" bill to shutting down Planned Parenthood. Now, Mitt needs to woo and win three out of every five white voters, and he's not polling anywhere near as well as Obama does (at nearly 60 percent) among the very "college-educated plus" white women who feel the most threatened by the Republican "war on women."

What Romney needs, therefore, is the stereotypical Republican: the white, older, working-class male seething with racial resentment, whom Mitt believes he can rely on to vote against his own economic interests rather than reelect the hated "Obummer" —
  • despite the Romney/Ryan plan to raise his taxes so they can even further reduce the taxes of people so rich and greedy, they'll croak before they've even touched their principal, even as he dies a virtual pauper;
  • despite their plan to turn Medicare into a voucher system that will start out costing him $6,300 more a year for health care than he pays now, and escalate in each successive year he's still alive;
  • despite their plan to turn Medicaid into a block-grant program, so that when his wife needs nursing home care and he can't afford long-term care insurance, he has no way to pay for it.
Everybody knows that the "MittWit" has become so desperate to break away from President Obama in the polls that the only pathway to the presidency he can envision is appealing to the "basest, racist" instincts of the lowest common denominator. White male voters may not be wild about Mitt Romney, but they hate Barack Obama so much more than they love anything — even America — that they're willing to vote for literally anybody else.

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